Corrupt a wish game!

[Zyx78boy Participant Offline@zyx78boyNo Achievements Yet!]

Okay, so the rules are simple. The person above you makes a wish, and you grant it, however, you add on something to ruin it.

In example:

Guy A: I want a puppy!

Guy B: Granted, but it’s blind and deaf, I wish for a mansion

Guy C: Granted, but it’s made out of leaves in the middle of a hurricane, I wish for a new TV.

Guy D: Granted, but it’s 3 inches wide, I wish for a…

…And so forth and so forth, I’ll start off:

I wish for a printer.

[CPT QuaGKeymaster Offline@cpt-quag]

Granted, but it only prints the words, “You are an idiot!”  I wish for a vacation.

[Zyx78boy Participant Offline@zyx78boyNo Achievements Yet!]

Granted, but you go to North Korea.

I wish for it to snow

[HolmarParticipant Offline@holmar]

Granted,But the snow is nearly black from all the pollution that you can’t play in it.  I wish for an new Tractor

[ZoeyzParticipant Offline@zoeyzNo Achievements Yet!]

Granted, but the engine is missing and it only takes uranium as fuel

I wish Holmars cow would stop staring at me

[Zyx78boy Participant Offline@zyx78boyNo Achievements Yet!]

Granted, but you now have three stalkers stalking you.

I wish for candy.

[HolmarParticipant Offline@holmar]

Granted,But it’s made out of Bricks,I want an Land rover

[G-Man Participant Offline@g-manNo Achievements Yet!]

Granted, but it was beaten and the engine is missing, I want a new Iphone

[HolmarParticipant Offline@holmar]

Granted,But it Needs an Touchscreen and there is no Picture on the screen,I wish for an trip to Alaska

[Zyx78boy Participant Offline@zyx78boyNo Achievements Yet!]

Granted, but your plane gets shot down by the Russians, and then you spend 3 years in a Russian perison.

I want to own every game on Steam.

[WickkModerator Offline@wickkNo Achievements Yet!]

Granted, but there is no sound, they are all black and white, and you can only have one downloaded at a time.

I wish for an airforce.

[HolmarParticipant Offline@holmar]

Granted,The Men are deaf and Blind,and the Vehicles and Planes are made without engines,and you only get the tires,I for an House

[G-Man Participant Offline@g-manNo Achievements Yet!]

Granted, But the bills are over 1,000,000 dollars a month and their is no bathroom, and all the furniture is torn, I want a new snowboard

[HolmarParticipant Offline@holmar]

Granted,But you have to stand on Softness,I wish to win the lottery

[AharmlesskittenModerator Offline@aharmlesskittenNo Achievements Yet!]

Granted, but you only win 3.07$. I wish to have a kitten.

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