This will be my rant page for a day, to bitch and moan about how bad my day is going so I have some form of release. I’ll keep it updated as things get worse.
All times go by USA Eastern Time (GMT-5)
6:00am – Wake up to two screaming children. One crapped through a diaper, through pajamas, and all over their bed.
6:15am – finished cleaning shit off the bed, walls, and child. Also finished washing self after.
6:20am – find out I’m out of coffee.
6:21am – wife refuses to get out of bed, also doesn’t say Happy Birthday. There goes sleeping in.
6:25am – Remember I’m out of coffee
6:30am – Feed kids, one refuses to eat and dumps cereal on floor.
6:35am – Finish cleaning milk and ceral off floor.
6:45am – Prepare coffee maker, fill with water, place filter in…. remember I’m out of coffee still.
7:00am – Hide on front porch for cigarette break, children screaming in house at each other.
7:10am – Quiet down kids, search for Tylenol.
7:20am – Find out I’m out of Tylenol too.
7:21am – Find Motrin, empty bottle.
7:30am – Wake up wife, get yelled at.
8:00am – Wife leaves house, leaves me with insane children.
8:01-9:15 – Headdesk
9:15am – Wife comes home, goes back to bed.
9:20-11:45 – Repeatedly pull one kid out from under a bed-couch.
12:00noon – make lunch for kids, one tosses pizza slice on floor.
12:01pm – finish cleaning up floor again, give child another slice and remind him where the corner is, and what it is used for.
12:20pm – IN-LAWS COME FOR VISIT.
12:21pm – Wish for coffee.
12:27- Finish posting this so far.
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2:00pm – Leave for a late lunch with wife (it’s also our 7th anniversary)
2:01pm – Car begins squeaking
2:02pm – Car makes thud noise
2:03pm – Car backfires
2:04pm – Car needs gas
2:10pm – Car stereo blows a speaker
2:11pm – Car starts blowing full blast heat on it’s own.
2:12pm – Car windows won’t open
2:30pm – Arrive at Asian buffet.
2:45pm – Finally our turn in line.
2:47pm – They’re out of my favorites. ALL OF THEM.
2:50pm – Sit and eat shit I hate.
3:30pm – Finish eating, pay and leave.
3:35pm – Go to Secretary of state to pay for plate tags. assholes charge $96.00
3:50pm – NOT pay cable bill or power bill, because I ran out of money paying for tags.
4:00pm – Light cigarette in car, Taste mold.
4:04pm – Finish coughing lungs out, throw cigarettes out window.
4:05pm – See State Police in rear view mirror.
4:20pm – Paranoia ceases, police stop tailgating and exit highway.
4:21pm – Arrive at home, deal with crabby in-laws and insane kids.
4:30pm – Finish posting this. And realize there’s coffee. Thanks in-laws.
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